Gedling Town 0 Keyworth United 10

Ten Goal Keyworth Have a Nice Day


It’s amazing how word gets around isn’t it? Following last week’s emphatic victory I’ve had nothing but plaudits from a number of unexpected sources about the quality of football that we’re playing. After this performance I’m expecting my phone line to be jammed solid!On the day of the Platt Lane bonfire, we provided the fireworks with a sparkler of performance to outclass a bewildered Gedling and make Mr Writer here a happy chappy by setting up a third round trip to Underwood.

Full of confidence after hitting double figures the previous week, Keyworth set about Gedling from the start and were ahead in no time. Beating two defenders Douglas McConachie made his way into the box and tore in on the keeper. “Has he got a left foot?” asked Wayne, our team sponsor. “Watch and learn” I said as Douglas’ smashed a left footed rocket over the keeper and high into the net before he could blink.

What a finish! Shortly afterwards the Greens made it two. Fine skills from Danny Hardy took him into the box and along the byline before laying the ball into the path of Marek Nowicki who made no mistake from close in. It was one way traffic and it wasn’t long before the third goal arrived. Douglas curling a fine shot home from ten yards after fine work from Cian Lenihan and Danny. Harry Stolworthy then added a bizarre, slow motion, fourth. Danny’s daisy cutter of a corner making it through the leaves of a thousand trees, bouncing off the knees of a confused keeper and tapped in by Harry as everyone around him froze.

Keyworth were now playing some smashing football and it was no surprise when they extended their lead. The excellent Luke Crisp combining beautifully with Cian before beating the keeper with a fine low drive into the bottom left hand corner from just inside the box - a superb goal.

Five up at the break after kicking up the slope, the Greens were rightly ecstatic and shuffled the pack to give players experience in different positions, not that it changed the pattern of the game. Keyworth remained in total control and the inevitable sixth goal soon arrived when Danny’s smart free kick from the right eluded everyone and crept in at the far post. With Douglas dropping back into defence it gave Isaac Brown chance to show his striking prowess - something he demonstrated admirably five minutes later when a weak clearance landed at his feet eight yards out. Isaac needed no second invitation and slipped the ball neatly past the keeper to put us seven up.

We were appropriately effervescent! Danny then fizzed in another to make it eight before Reece Farndale, cashing in on some sloppy defending, kept the sparkle in our performance with a cool finish from eight yards. Luke then produced a moment of magic. Picking up the ball in his own half, he dribbled through the visitors defence to give himself a free run on goal only to be cynically chopped down inches outside the box. Although the resultant free kick came to nothing, there was no stopping Keyworth, who with the last kick of the match, made it double figures for the second successive week when Cian delightfully put Peter Hennessy clear to drive fiercely past the keeper to leave the net bulging.

Make no mistake, this was as comprehensive a victory as the score suggests, although in fairness, we played well within ourselves. Spare a thought for Tony the Gedling manager who, for the second time in three seasons finds himself struggling to put a full team out on a regular basis. Results like this won’t help but he can be proud of the way his boys battled to the end and tried to play football throughout. As for us, what a difference a fortnight makes! Rewind two weeks and we were a confidence-free zone. Collectively and individually abdicating responsibility and all too happy to pass the buck.

Now, after consecutive big victories, everyone wants the ball and confidence is visibly high.Maybe tomorrow, after the euphoria has subsided, I’ll think differently, but performances like this convince me that, on our day, we can match anyone in our division. It means nothing though if we don’t maintain this level of performance consistently. For now though I’m just looking forward to next Sunday’s visit of Vernon Green. It’s now time for us to pick a part that’s new to us - that of winner against one of the top three!

Curtain up at the Platt Lane theatre is 11am.