Gedling Town: 0 Keyworth United Green: 9

Not quite the perfect ten

Two weeks ago, after failing to win in four games, the mood in the Green camp was more than a little blue - not any more! Two big wins and suddenly everyone’s talkin’ about us. Not that you’d have thought it in the first half of this match!

For much of that period, though territorially superior, we were uncharacteristically disjointed, hurried and profligate. In contrast, the second half brought a devastating Keyworth blitz that simply destroyed Gedling and saw us record another emphatic victory.
In truth, much of the first half is best forgotten. Attacking downhill with the icy breeze at their backs, Keyworth were always in the ascendancy but time after time chose the wrong option and struggled to find any cohesion. Perhaps I should have kept my eyes shut - I can’t afford the hair-loss after all! - but I doubt even that would have prevented my increasing frustration. With too much going through the middle, Danny and Ben, both having splendid games and linking superbly down the right, offered our greatest threat, setting up numerous chances between them, all of which came to nothing. As the half wore on, Keyworth at last began to play some decent football and nearly broke through twice in quick succession.

First, a fine move between Danny and Tommo ended with Ben’s angled shot flying just over. Minutes later, Luke, Danny and Ben combined superbly before Ben’s firm cross was driven inches over by the on-rushing Tommo. At the other end, Keyworth nearly paid the price when a Gedling forward broke free and fired over Sam, only to see his goalbound effort held back by the wind before it could cross the line, enabling Luke to get back well to clear. Just as it looked like it was going to be one of those days, Keyworth finally took the lead when Danny collected a loose ball on the right of the area, looked up and with a contemptuous look that said “I’ve had enough of this nonsense!” smashed a shot over the keeper, high into the opposite corner of the net - a classy strike!

On the stroke of half time, a hand ball in the home area offered Keyworth the opportunity to double their lead, but Danny’s miscued spot-kick was easily saved. That summed up our first half perfectly!

Half time and we held a slender one goal advantage. A game which, in my book at least, should have been a banker away win was much closer than most expected and far too close for comfort! Cue the re-shuffle, bringing the introduction of Reece and Peter Matthews and the pairing of Marek and Tommo in attack. What a winner that turned out to be! The pacey pair were too hot for Gedling to handle! After strong work from Jacob, Danny went on a trademark run into the box and sneaked a pass to Tommo who deftly steered the ball home to double our lead.

Seconds later, Marek’s blistering pace saw him outstrip a static home defence and fire home with conviction. Almost immediately, Peter Matthews played a delightful ball through to Marek who again left the defence standing before crashing home a magnificent effort so fiercely that the home goalie caught pneumonia off the draught! Ever-alert Pete then turned from goal-maker to goal-scorer, nipping in as all around slept, to emphatically drive home and cost his dad a fortune (this little Peter went Wii, Wii, Wii all the way home!!)….talk about Golden Goal!

There was no stopping the Greens now and with Reece and Cian working well in midfield more goals were inevitable. Sure enough, Marek headed across for a suspiciously offside looking Peter Hennessy to tap in. Then Tommo fired in from a half cleared cross before completing a second half hat-trick with a moment of genius, fooling everyone with a sublime dummy (which for all the world looked like a mis-kick…. clever disguise that!) that bamboozled the goalkeeper allowing him the simplest of tap ins. Not to be outdone, Harry decided to get into the act, getting forward for a corner and comfortably slotting home from eight yards. Just before the end, Sam Machin excelled with two quality saves to ensure Gedling were frozen out - in every sense! - and our clean sheet preserved.


So, another three points for the Jekyll and Hyde Greens. Although we took a little time to get going, after a grim first half, we carried on regardless to reap the rewards in the second.

Two big wins on the bounce sets us up nicely for a tough run of games in February.


Are we up to the task? Well, if we can maintain our second half performance, I think the answer’s yes!