Aslockton Cranmers 3 Keyworth United 7

Keyworth Killers!!


After an indifferent pre-season some might have found it surprising that I approached our first league match of the season full of optimism.
By the end of this game however, no-one could question my right to be Mr Brightside, as Keyworth began the new campaign in style, demolishing an Aslockton side, themselves not devoid of talent.

Keyworth were “up for it” and got the best possible start when Ben Healey hit their first goal of the season just two minutes in.

An excellent move involving Ben, Reece Farndale and Danny Hardy saw Danny lay the ball off to Ben some fifteen yards out to the right of goal. Taking the ball in his stride, Ben smashed it high over the goalkeeper and into the top left corner of the net for an early contender for Goal of the Season. 

Things got even better midway through the half! With Aslockton struggling to clear under intense Keyworth pressure, the ball bounced around the penalty area and Jacob Watson was quickest to react, swivelling to hit a fine shot on the turn beyond the keeper to make it 2-0. What odds Ladbrokes would have given on Keyworth’s first two goal-scorers being Ben and Jacob? 

Keyworth never make life easy for themselves though. Sure enough, the lively Aslockton forwards began posing problems and after surviving one scare, Keyworth conceded twice in quick succession. Hesitancy in the visitors’ defence allowed Aslockton a simple goal before the home team launched a splendid ball forward for their speedy centre forward to career past a shell shocked Harry Stolworthy to fire in a cracking equaliser.

Almost instantly, however, Keyworth were back in the lead when Danny picked up the ball out left, cut inside and fired home a low shot from a narrow angle. 

As Aslockton prepared for kick off, you didn’t have to be psychic to read my mind…it went something like this: “surely we can’t throw the lead away again?”. You’ve probably already sensed that the element of doubt in my thoughts was tinged with a painful realism. Sure enough, for reasons unknown, Keyworth yet again pressed the self destruct button and allowed an Aslockton forward time and space aplenty to hit another fine equaliser. Having dominated much of the game we somehow went into the break all square.

Half time: 3-3.

Time for a drop of the Brown stuff! Whilst not bitter, it certainly wasn’t mild and for the defence it must have been hard to swallow, but in the end, it went down well! (Thanks Richard!). 

Throw in a re-shuffle with Danny dropping back into midfield and Lewis Dunkley pushed forward and just like Double Diamond many years ago, it worked wonders! Keyworth were transformed. Shortly after the re-start they were 5-3 ahead. Danny first linking well with the re-vitalised Lewis before drilling home from a tight angle on the right, then gleefully celebrating his birthday with a hat-trick, emphatically converting a penalty after Lewis’s pressure forced a handball in the area.

Sam Clements then joined in the party. Picking up the ball just inside the Aslockton half, Sam ran to the edge of the box where, faced by four defenders, he coolly flicked the ball up, lobbed it over the defenders, ran through and lobbed the advancing goalkeeper for a goal of breathtaking individual brilliance. 

At the other end it was all quiet in Sam’s town, now superbly marshalled by a splendidly organised defence who denied Aslockton access to the box for the whole second half. Fittingly though it was left to Danny to finish off the proceedings, which he did in style, beating three players before curling in an absolute pearler from just outside the box for yet another blinder of a goal. Just as we wondered which would come first, total darkness or the final whistle, the game ended with Keyworth running out 7-3 victors.

A magnificent game, once again played in good spirit, but memorable for three blistering Keyworth goals and an all round superb display from the Greens. 

It’s difficult to pick out individuals in such a strong performance but the outstanding Danny Hardy and excellent displays from Ben Healey and Sam Clements are worthy of merit while Jacob Watson; Peter Mathews and Cian Lenihan all showed they’ve adjusted well to the step up from last year’s White team.

What a game! - let’s hope I come down for Sunday!