Beeston Centurions 1 Keyworth United 0

Life is a roller coaster


As anyone following Keyworth United Green will tell you, that Ronan Keating chap has a point – which is more than we got here! 

Life on the emotional roller-coaster of watching Keyworth continues unabated and normal service has again been resumed. Following pre-season performances which were consistent only in their inconsistency, we seemed to have put everything together perfectly for our emphatic victory in the season’s opener at Aslockton, only to fall to Beeston in a battling, but far from convincing performance, just four days later. Certainly watching Keyworth is never dull!

Frustrating?... yes - particularly as a manager! - but dull?... never!

After taking our lives, and suspension, in our hands over the humped back bridge and dodgy single track, we arrived at the ground ahead of the opposition and lay in wait for the Weirsiders (calm down Jacob – not those Wearsiders!), getting some practice on an undulating pitch that made the famous old slope at Yeovil look almost pancake-like by comparison. 

Centurions duly arrived and, after the beanpole of a ref’s most telling contribution of the day (putting the nets up!), the game kicked off, with Keyworth kicking downhill with the stiff breeze (the Skegness Tourist Board would describe as “bracing!”) at their backs. Needing to take advantage of the conditions Keyworth initially struggled, with the home team playing the neater football and looking threatening, but as the half wore on it was the Greens who took charge, although showing little of the incisive play which brought rich rewards at Aslockton. 


That said, we were creating chances, with Luke Crisp particularly influential on the left. Luke, Reece Farndale, Danny Hardy and Thomas Leatherland all had shots well saved, birthday boy Lewis Dunkley fired wide when well placed and both Tommo and Luke narrowly failed to connect with teasing crosses. When Tommo, having taken up a good position, fired over from close range following Danny’s excellent work, you sensed it was going to be one of those days…even more so when the ref tried to draw the half to a close some nine minutes early!

0-0 at the break! 


The second half was going to be hard work! As predicted, Beeston threw everything at the Greens but thanks to some defiant battling from a well organised defence and the tigerish Peter Matthews and Jacob Watson in midfield, were largely restricted to long range efforts which, with the exception of one which bounced off the top of the crossbar, failed to trouble Sam who was looking assured in the visitor’s goal. 

On their rare foray into opposition territory, Keyworth looked threatening and so nearly took the lead against the run of play. Fine work by Lewis, Josh Coulthard and Jacob set up the onrushing Cian Lenihan whose fierce goal-bound effort cannoned to safety off the outstretched arms of a defender. 

“Penalty” went the cries – but to no avail (“I’ve seen them given” muttered the relieved Beeston manager - that made me feel much better!).

This proved to be the turning point as, with minutes remaining, Beeston were gifted a goal. There seemed little danger when an innocuous cross rolled into the Keyworth six yard box, but a catastrophic mix up between goalkeeper and defenders saw each leave it to the other and a grateful Beeston toe get enough on the ball to divert it goalwards before trickling agonisingly slowly over the line. Even then Keyworth almost replied when the unmarked Sam Clements was unable to make sufficient contact to guide the ball in at the unguarded far post.


Final score 1-0.

Overall, a disappointing result from a close encounter (of the Beeston kind!...we’ve had three of them in the past 11 months - all with the same outcome!) from which we deserved at least a share of the spoils. 

Far from our mesmerising, “Thursday (definitely not Sunday!) best”, we still created the better chances and, in general, defended well with Isaac Brown, Peter Hennessy and Peter Matthews outstanding. Having worked so hard, to throw it all away at the death was bordering on unforgivable. 

At this level we’ll be punished for any silly mistakes and failure to take our chances - it’s a painful lesson but learning’s the name of the game this year and we need to learn quickly if we’re to have anything like a successful season. 



As for our emotions however, this is better than Blackpool Pleasure Beach! … the Big Dipper re-opens at Platt Lane next Sun at 11am!